Imagethief really made me laugh with this one:

If there is anything more sinister than a grubby urban pigeon, it must be a grubby urban pigeon under remote control!

That’s right, first the testing of an anti-satellite weapon, and now we
get wind of China’s plans to create a devastating army of drone bird
warriors. It’s one more sign of the relentless buildup of Chinese
military power. I can think of nothing with greater potential to disupt
the delicate balance of global power than this. Advancing behind a
vanguard of mind-controlled robot pigeons the PLA would be all but
invincible. Asian states would fall like dominoes before this
irresistable force, leading to a global techno-avian-communist front
that would threaten the free world as we know it (or at least threaten
the paint jobs on its cars)….

     There’s only a little more of it, but go over and read the whole thing.  Priceless.